Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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