OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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