Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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