I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
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i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
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Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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