come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
im on a boat
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