Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
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When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
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I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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