why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
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All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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