At least make sure they are 18
Why
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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