I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
