They should really pass out barf bags in church
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
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We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Damn victory sex feels great
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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