Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Randomize
