That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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