a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
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I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
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Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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