Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
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You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
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He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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