so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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