i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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