You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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