you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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