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I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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