Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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