super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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