So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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