My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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