butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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