Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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