I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Just invented taco cereal.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
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We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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