Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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