We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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