So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
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No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
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wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
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We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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