She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
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bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
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Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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