if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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