@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
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My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
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I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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