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(818): View more from California

Its about making memories worth repressing

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(516): View more from New York

He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?

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(703): View more from Virginia

I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.

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(616): View more from Michigan

You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.

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(516): View more from New York

I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level

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(616): View more from Michigan

Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight

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(206): View more from Washington

So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...

(425): View more from Washington

The subtweets were good enough

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(315): View more from New York

You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day

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