she looked like the bat from fern gully.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
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I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
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what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another