Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
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She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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