But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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