I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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