Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
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