I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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