you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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