This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
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You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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