its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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