But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Randomize
