Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Green mimosas i think yes
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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