Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
the night ended with taco bell and tears
You can't just leave with hair like that
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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