My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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