So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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