She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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