I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
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I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
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Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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