11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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