People with herpes should wear stickers.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
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Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize