UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
