doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
You are a genius and a whore.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Randomize
