My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
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The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
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This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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