Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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