butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
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i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
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Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
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