the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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